By Despondent Correspondent | Published in TOI: Sep 29, 2012, 03.37 PM IST
NEW DELHI: Former UP chief minister Mayawati, who bears a striking resemblance to some strange statues found all over the state, is in the news again. The central government has decided to loan Behenji to Afghanistan to help the state rebuild statues destroyed in the war.
Sources said Afghanistan may protest this benevolence shown by India and may even take the matter to the United Nations. Behen Mayawati, who apparently fought poverty in UP by building ugly statues and wearing garlands of cash, may not be too amused by this development.
When asked why she didn't want to go, the former CM is said to have rued the lack of money-making opportunities in the region as well as a shortage of cash garlands.
In another development, the UPA government has also decided to send veteran politician N D Tiwari to Kabul to help repopulate the country...err by encouraging family planning measures of course.
When asked to comment on the development, Tiwari said: "Kabul hai, Kabul hai, Kabul hai." Apparently, one of his first steps in the country will be to urge the Karzai government to ban DNA tests.
Meanwhile, Congress sharpshooter Digvijay Singh, who, allegedly, is no longer as sharp, has also evinced a keen interest in going to Afghanistan. However, his transfer will not be allowed as it violates the MTCR (missile technology control regime). An Afghan official told TOI: "We already have loose cannons."
Original link: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/mocktale/India-to-loan-Maya-N-D-Tiwari-to-Afghanistan/articleshow/16601850.cms
NEW DELHI: Former UP chief minister Mayawati, who bears a striking resemblance to some strange statues found all over the state, is in the news again. The central government has decided to loan Behenji to Afghanistan to help the state rebuild statues destroyed in the war.
Sources said Afghanistan may protest this benevolence shown by India and may even take the matter to the United Nations. Behen Mayawati, who apparently fought poverty in UP by building ugly statues and wearing garlands of cash, may not be too amused by this development.
When asked why she didn't want to go, the former CM is said to have rued the lack of money-making opportunities in the region as well as a shortage of cash garlands.
In another development, the UPA government has also decided to send veteran politician N D Tiwari to Kabul to help repopulate the country...err by encouraging family planning measures of course.
When asked to comment on the development, Tiwari said: "Kabul hai, Kabul hai, Kabul hai." Apparently, one of his first steps in the country will be to urge the Karzai government to ban DNA tests.
Meanwhile, Congress sharpshooter Digvijay Singh, who, allegedly, is no longer as sharp, has also evinced a keen interest in going to Afghanistan. However, his transfer will not be allowed as it violates the MTCR (missile technology control regime). An Afghan official told TOI: "We already have loose cannons."
Original link: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/mocktale/India-to-loan-Maya-N-D-Tiwari-to-Afghanistan/articleshow/16601850.cms
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